March 13, 2008

Kyle’s Coupons

The following is a guest post from Kyle at Rather-Be-Shopping. Each week Kyle will be sharing with us a post full of good deals. Kyle is fun and always has excellent stories, tips and bargains to share. Make sure you check in every Thursday morning for his featured article and coupons.

I love lists! Lists like “5 easy ways to lower your grocery bill” or “10 quick ways to skin a cat”. Whatever it may be, I find them fun to write and easy to read. It is with that in mind that I present today’s feature, ‘5 Things You NEVER Want To Tell Your Wife In The Bedroom!’

OK, now wait a second, get your mind out of the gutter and let’s backtrack a little bit! My wife loves clothes, and she is always asking me how she looks in a certain dress or blouse or shoes or jeans. You get the point! Whenever she asks my opinion, a red flashing light immediately goes off in my head. I think to myself, “careful Kyle, very slippery slope, proceed with extreme caution.” The wrong answer could put me in the dog house. For a guy, you have to avoid saying the wrong thing just for the sake of self preservation. From personal experience, I have learned how to stay out of the proverbial dog house by memorizing these ‘5 Things You NEVER Want To Tell Your Wife In The Bedroom!’ On with this fun list and followed by, guess what, some great clothing and apparel coupons.

1. No honey, those jeans don’t make your butt look big, I prefer the word “healthy”.

2. Um……..yes, you look very nice. (Never delay your response, it makes you look like a liar)

3. No, those shoes don’t make your feet look big, now can we leave already Bozo.

4. Yes, honey, that color looks nice on you. Plus, it reminds me of that poopy diaper I just changed.

5. I love that dress! It really brings out the color of your eyes and the size of your hips.

OK, now on with some money saving online coupons:

Ann Taylor LOFT.com

Save 20% off your Online Purchase + Free Shipping

Coupon Code: 104004057

Expiration: 3/31/08

Chadwicks.com

Save 30% Off Any Single Item in your order